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swm (1/2 Mex.) seeks female who is curvy in the right places. Must have a sexual appetite to match my own. Likes watching silent movies, being the only patron in small cafes, and going for late-night drives (destination unknown). I don't mind washing dishes if you don't mind cooking. I also do other housework, but would rather stay in bed with you all day than vacuum. Not being irritated by loud rock music, pro wrestling or the sound of a typewriter a major plus.
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by erisesoteric:
Uh... wouldn't one of the requirements on the second one almost have to include the inability to email you?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
hush you. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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single white femme seeking single male or female for good times. *looks up at Gem's post* Someone who loves to shoot pool, drink, get rowdy and just have mindless fun. Must not mind loud raucous laughter, harmless flirting and eating. Must be a cheese lover... or appreciate a good cheese when needed. Must not mind cookies... must not mind an abundance of cookies. Must have an affinity for dark chocolate, Prince, 80's music. Must not complain when forced to watch movies that he/she may not want to watch, but I want them to watch. If you're not prone to hanging out with friends and going out, you need not apply.
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Hugger/huggee looking for Huggee/hugger. Ability to translate for stuffies a plus.
Oh wait, I've got one.
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Long haired, open minded, single white male seeks person, preferably light blue eyes and body to firmly hold on to, who enjoys nitpicking philosophical discussions, board-games and various geeky tendencies.
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Longish blond haired dorky type female looking for female. Prefers that female like chocolate, football, video games, and comic books. Not that any of that is really required. You just have to tolerate all the above. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]